She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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