sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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