ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
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Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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