why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my penis look like a turkey
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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