The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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