Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
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the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just had sex on a roof
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I got inside last night via doggy door
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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