where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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