would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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