So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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