totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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