Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
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Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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