I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
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I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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