I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
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Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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