Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
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We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
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I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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