ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
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Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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