Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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