what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
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