Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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