Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
That's intense
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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