You made me cry and you don't even care
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Houston, we have a blender
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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