Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
either way he was missing a nipple.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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