"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
high people should be assigned attendants
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
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so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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