making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
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Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize