I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
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This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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