i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
