Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
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Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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