But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
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I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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