distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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