Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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