That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
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MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
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Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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