I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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