and next time when you feel me up, do it right
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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