ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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