Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
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Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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