do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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