Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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