Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
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We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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