remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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