Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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