I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
so let's talk penis.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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