Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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