Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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