I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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