Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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