omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
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he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.