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• (630): View more from Illinois

  shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

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  you dont need a face to have sex

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.

  (605): View more from South Dakota

  WTF??? Isn't he married??

  (910): View more from North Carolina

  Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I just did the classiest thing ever.

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  last time you said that you got chlamydia.

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• (518): View more from New York

  wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex

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• (903): View more from Texas

  So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.

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• (415): View more from California

  Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".

  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  I'm fucked.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  New vibrator arrived today.

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  How was it?

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  Who are these wee mortals we call men?

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• (347): View more from New York

  I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time

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  Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water

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