Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself