shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
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So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water