Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
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Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
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I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️