i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I could fuck to npr.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
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