Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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