he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
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and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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