Where is the hickey?
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
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there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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