College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
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Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
i out mim tonsoeep
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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