I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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