she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Life without a bra equals bliss.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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