Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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