Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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